NOTICE OF RETIREMENT

It is with regret that I announce the retirement of a long serving member of the Level 4 Teaching Laboratory. This is of course Mr Someone Else. Someone's leaving will create a vacancy that will be difficult for us to fill.

Mr Else was an employee in the Level 4 Laboratory for many years and for every one of those years, did far more than a normal person's share of the work.

He was extremely well liked by all who came into contact with him and in particular students grew to rely extremely heavily on his good nature and willingness to help out. Who here has not left a mess by the balances, knowing that Someone Else would clean it up. Who has not left empty crisp packets, bottles and other rubbish in the cloakroom, sure in the knowledge that Someone Else would throw it away for you.

In truth, whenever there was an unpleasant or inconvenient job to do, one name was on everyone's list, "Let Someone Else do it."

Mr Else you will be sorely missed. And we should all note that in future we can't rely on Someone Else anymore.

Regards.

C.Flowers
L4 Teaching Laboratory Manager

ADDENDUM: I am pleased to announce that Mr Else's position was advertised and following interviews his post has been offered to an extremely qualified candidate ... Mrs Nobody Else. Please note that Nobody will be starting next week and so in future if you make a mess you can assume that Nobody will clean it up for you.