Production of these Commemorative Beakers will be strictly limited, making each a valuable, unique and extremely collectable item of memorabilia.
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- You've sent it to the wrong printer. Again.
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Ideal for boiling, baking, roasting and chipping; or simply to keep as a memento of the happiest time of your life (in the Teaching Laboratories).
Each potato undergoes a rigorous twelve-point quality control check and comes with full provenance documentation, certifying it as an actual John Fosbraey production.
These are guaranteed to be the genuine article, far superior to the cheaper imitations that you may have seen advertised elsewhere.
For a limited time only we are able to offer (for a ridiculously small fee) the facility to immortalize any of the online feedback you have received by screen-printing onto a luxurious high quality (90% Polyester) t-shirt; preserving your feedback for all time.
Note: Feedback comments expressed are the opinions of the grader and do not necessarily reflect what you want.
Sizes: S, M, L and XL. All latex free.
Customizable Vu-Du Doll
"Hours of fun for you and your friends"
According to the Principle of Similarity and Contagion, whatever happens to the doll will be experienced by someone bearing the dolls image - Add a photo of a demonstrator/grader to the blank faceplate (Note: Item shown with sample photo attached to faceplate), try it for yourself and find out if it's true!
This much sought after item is now available as a boxed gift set, complete with needle-sharp Sheffield-steel skewers.
Demand has been extremely high, so order now to avoid disappointment.
Important: This item not suitable for children under 3 years or Physicists.
Tuit
The first reported observation of a Tuit was in the early 1600's. Although originally only known in the wild, people were quick to adopt them and successive generations rapidly became housebroken, affectionate and useful.
We are delighted to announce that we have reached an exclusive accomodation to sell a limited number of Tuits from a local breeding farm.
Not only this, we are able to offer the extremely rare Round variety, rather than the much more widely available Common Tuit. The particular breed on offer has long been known to be of the utmost assistance in both revision and the completion of lab reports ... How often have you said "I'll get my lab report done" or ":"I'll start revising", "When I get a Round Tuit" ... Now your problems are solved.
All Tuits sold with a certificate of Health